Over the last few years the word “boule” (ball) in the French language has become increasingly and wrongly confused with “Boulle”; on the basis that if you can’t beat them (like Zidane) then you ought to join them, we include various versions of Zizou Zidane’s (in?)famous “Coup de Boul(l)e” on Italy’s Materazzi in that memorably nutty World Cup Final.